Utah to Become a Russian State

So Utah stands firm in refusing to recognize my marriage.


A driver’s license from CA is perfectly good here.

So are permits to carry concealed weapons.

First cousins who marry in states where it is legal to do so don’t become single when they move here.  Oh, maybe that IS legal here.

“first cousins can marry if both are over 65, or, if both parties are over 55, if the court finds that they are unable to reproduce.”

Just saying, but “Hell hath no fury like a woman whose marriage is scorned.”

Of course you could decide to secede.  I know you are thinking about it, what with all the hoopla about federal lands.  Why not mine your part of the Grand Canyon?  Arizona won’t mind.  We could maybe get money for the public schools that you want to abolish.

If you do manage to secede from the  US  (its been tried before) and if you don’t want to go it alone, Russia might welcome you in.  Or Uganda.

Just saying, but you are known by the company you keep.

Oh, and forget about ever getting the Olympics back.

Rage. – a poem


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